Sup turds?

Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the ‘net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their “Poop Special.” We ended up doing some scenes in Siberia too, but right now the Russian government is holding those tapes hostage until I give back my Siberian lottery earnings. Not gonna happen man. My deal with Flush ain’t exclusive man. I’m not signing that kind of legality over to no one bro. Check out this schweet video with me in it dude and see what a $100,000 non-exclusive deal can buy you too.

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Sup turds?

Well, George Brett is officially my favourite baseball player in the Universe man. I had a similar situation in Vegas once after a Czech Republic exhibition game we had with the Lakers, but I could never tell the story this well. George Brett shits all over himself, then has to wear some fat turd’s pants with turd dangling down his leg man. This should be turned into a movie dude.

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Spinning my dreidel up here in Yukon, a mere 500 km from the North Pole on Christmas Eve waiting for that turd Santa (Santurd) to show up and try and steal my bageldogs. Also a list of crap I want from Santa… Happy holiturds.

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Beware when you are playing against this guy, man. This dude is a ball slappin cheater bro. If it were me, I couldn’t even stand close to this guy cuz he’d be slappin my huge snausage all game, and I don’t go for that man.

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Sup towelturds?

There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. I snapped him in the balls and split open his sack bro, which was the shot of a marksman cuz he had a megasmallz weiner man. Check out these Youturd vidz dude.

Here is a girl towel tard snapping contest man. I was involved in a towel snapping contest between Heather Locklear and a Whitehorse, YT lady of the night once… Total bonage…

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