Archive for March, 2008
Friday, March 21st, 2008
Dear Derek
What’s up retard? Everyone can call Derek at 1-800-DONKEYBONER extension: SUPREME.
F-N idiot.
L8r -Ken
4 Comments » - Posted in Declassified by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Thursday, March 6th, 2008
Kent “Toast” French. Universe’s Fastest Clapper… Nice, bro.
Sup turds.
Peep this video of a superman by the name of Kent “Toast” French… I like the way his name rolls off the tongue, man. It’s way better than French Toast Kent or something bogus like that. The only thing that would sound better, would be Kent the Toast… It’s cool to see what it [...]
80 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Studly, Youturd by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Ryan Turdcrest
Sup turds.
I’m sitting here right now, dropping a deuce–taking a dump and I hear American Idol on the television right now. I keep hearing that megaturd Ryan Seacrest talking. What an asskiss, bro. Tacoturd supreme… $0.99 superspecial. If I wasn’t shitting a manly log right now, I’d be throwing up. It’s the same thing every [...]
80 Comments » - Posted in Declassified by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
Whitetail Deer Attacks Retarded Hunter UFC-Style
Alright, man. So this guy is a total tard, dude. He got punked out by a fucking whitetail deer in the middle of the forest. Probably the most embarrassing part of this, is that it’s not even a Yukon Whitetail… It’s a tiny one from France or something, man. Notice that the deer gets the [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Advice, Declassified, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Monday, March 3rd, 2008
Kid-Eating Snakes
Check this out, man… This is one of the baddest videos on the ‘net, dude. I saw a similar situation to this when I was teaching the art of snake charming in 1987. One of the golden children charmers got eaten by a Mole Viper, but the mole viper instantly threw up and the kid [...]
