Sat 1 Mar 2008
Fighting Cyclists
Posted by Ken the Moose Wilkinson under Declassified, Studly
I was websurfing on YouTurd and came across these two gems. Check out the ultimate pussy fight, man. These dudes go straight for the nuts, which is the number one thing you should never do if you’re going to fight in a manly style. Especially if you plan on leaving with yer pride in tact, man. Notice all the slapping too… WTF, bro?
Then there is this next one. Who knew that cyclists had such killer instincts? The major problem is that they aren’t conditioned for cage fighting, and probably weren’t born with the ability to smell enemy blood. Either way, check out the street clothes gang that come to the rescue and sent the dude in the drink. Nice move bro. Congrats.
Keep on practicing unicyclists…
L8r -ken
