Alright, man. So this guy is a total tard, dude. He got punked out by a fucking whitetail deer in the middle of the forest. Probably the most embarrassing part of this, is that it’s not even a Yukon Whitetail… It’s a tiny one from France or something, man. Notice that the deer gets the tard on the ground then starts punching his face like Tito Ortiz would do. The deer smells blood and goes for the kill, man. Plus, the deer is aggressive. It keeps chasing the hunter… Stalking him… That’s how you get a “W” victory.

If that hunter were me, this never would have happened, man. I would have stabbed the deer with my whale-bone hunting knife and skinned it so fast and already had a new deerskin hat made by the time this crappy internet video were over. The guy is an ultramegapuss, man. Check the tape.

Before I sign off of here, I can offer some words of advice. When the deer is on top of you, punching you in the face, you have to stay calm and either pull out a semi-auto and blast it’s friggin brains into British Columbia, or you need to find an opening and go for the ankles. Then, sweep the deer’s ankle and start twisting using a Russian Warlord submission, man. Make the deer tap, or die… His decision, man.

L8r -Ken