Archive for March 5th, 2008
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Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Ryan Turdcrest
Sup turds.
I’m sitting here right now, dropping a deuce–taking a dump and I hear American Idol on the television right now. I keep hearing that megaturd Ryan Seacrest talking. What an asskiss, bro. Tacoturd supreme… $0.99 superspecial. If I wasn’t shitting a manly log right now, I’d be throwing up. It’s the same thing every [...]
