Sup turds.

Peep this video of a superman by the name of Kent “Toast” French… I like the way his name rolls off the tongue, man. It’s way better than French Toast Kent or something bogus like that. The only thing that would sound better, would be Kent the Toast… It’s cool to see what it looks like to clap really fast on camera. I’m usually on the other end… breaking the record, so I don’t get to enjoy the scenery, per se. The only thing I can tell Kent the Toast, is that Ken the Moose is coming after your title, bro. I’ve broken it many times. All I need to do now is just videotape it man… Then yer reign is over, bro. If you go slow-mo on the tapes from the ‘94 Winter Olympic Games, you’ll see me in the crowd breaking the clapping record after Tonya Harding nailed the triple axel. It’s one of the greatest accomplishments in all of amateur sports, let alone women’s figure skating, man. I clap so fast, that the camera couldn’t even pick it up. It truly was an amazing moment… after the axel and me breaking the clapping record all in one night… All under one roof. Tonya and I blew the roof off that baby, man.

Check out Kent the Toast…

L8r -Ken