What’s up Turds…

Attached to this internet post is the best fighting movie I have ever seen. This is a gang fight to the ultimate power. You see, this is probably a case of the Hell’s Angels VS the Yukon Sliders… Some serious rival gang action. There are tons of gangster chicks standing around checking their beepers and one foxy chick, similar to the blond hottie in Teen Wolf. This is probably one of my sons that I have yet to meet. You see, it’s no surprise, but I’ve been around… a time or two… or a fucking million. This kid definitely has the killer instincts that I possess. Notice the crouching mosquito… That move was founded by me in Yukon many moons ago. I actually invented that move in self defense against the extremely large mosquitos that are found in northern Yukon… Also called “fucking pterydactyls” by the natives. I’ve chubbed up for babes in every continent on planet Earth… including the major oceans, great lakes and the Caspian Sea.

Anyway, the fucking retarded turd that is acting tough gets a Wilkinson hook, as clearly seen at the end. And my son is obviously on the fast track to becoming the most popular kid in the history of his school, like me. He probably has to hire a fucking nerd to screen applicants for the prom and to filter out the ugly chicks. He’s also going to end up impregnating tons of hot babes and leave his legacy as a fucking ninja, man. Also check out his girlfriend, I bet she couldn’t resist the urge to make out with him after witnessing this. I know the story, I’ve lived it bro. And you haven’t, cause yer a pussy, man.

Eat it.

L8r -ken