What’s up turds?I’ve been working on my Camino lately. Mostly upgrading it by adding solid chrome mufflers and stuff like that. I think I’m going to get her some new ink too. In addition to the mermaid mural on the hood, I was thinking maybe a dragon on the doors or something. That would be pretty hot.I was actually at an airport not too long ago and that reminded me about how I used to stand out on the runway at Yukon Regional Jetport directing fighter jets where to go and start combatting. I was actually so good at it that the Canadian secret service actually had me sneak in to Soviet Territories and direct their planes off to the side of the airport where a Canadian Ambassador would greet them for questioning, bro. I was really good at it. So good, that the Soviets tried to hire me at the same time, but I turned it down. They wanted me to direct their spaceships to the Moon and Mars and stuff, but I didn’t want to have anything to do with retarded crap like that. I’m an Earth guy, but I’m sure with the babes I have intergalactic appeal. Intergalactic tuna salad tastes the same no matter what Milky Way yer dippin in, dude. I believe it’s called moon-tang - LOL.L8r -ken