Archive for June, 2008

Saturday, June 7th, 2008

Dragonforce Guitar Hero on Expert, bro

Sup Mega Nerd Turds?I was surfin’ on the AOL today and found this video on Youturd… It’s this total donkeyboner that lives at his parents house and plays Guitar Hero all day. I bet he’s never even had a beer before… Turd. Anyway, this turd rips it up on Dragonforce “Through the Fire and Flames” [...]

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Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Bigfoot Yeti Serial Killer captured in Yukon Jungle

Is there going to be an episode of Cops about this… or what? Yeti went crazy, bro. He’s up to about 137 kills… He has wiped out 7 towns by himself, rendering those towns extinct, by Canadian Mountie standards. He hasn’t messed with my town yet, probably because I live in the inner city man. [...]

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