Wed 4 Jun 2008
Bigfoot Yeti Serial Killer captured in Yukon Jungle
Posted by Ken the Moose Wilkinson under Bigfoot Yeti, Declassified, Studly
Is there going to be an episode of Cops about this… or what? Yeti went crazy, bro. He’s up to about 137 kills… He has wiped out 7 towns by himself, rendering those towns extinct, by Canadian Mountie standards. He hasn’t messed with my town yet, probably because I live in the inner city man. King of the ghetto. Yeti fears me, bro. I almost extincted the sasquatchian species all by myself, man.
If you need more info, so you can make a made-for-TV movie about it, just PM me man, my rates are reasonable too.
