Is there going to be an episode of Cops about this… or what? Yeti went crazy, bro. He’s up to about 137 kills… He has wiped out 7 towns by himself, rendering those towns extinct, by Canadian Mountie standards. He hasn’t messed with my town yet, probably because I live in the inner city man. King of the ghetto. Yeti fears me, bro. I almost extincted the sasquatchian species all by myself, man.

If you need more info, so you can make a made-for-TV movie about it, just PM me man, my rates are reasonable too.

[Slashdot] [Digg] [Reddit] [del.icio.us] [Facebook] [Technorati] [Google] [StumbleUpon]