Tue 30 Sep 2008
Marvel Comics Creates New Superhero Stud
Posted by Ken the Moose Wilkinson under Declassified, Internet, Studly
Check this out man… Marvel Comics has finally decided to create the ultimate superhero… Ken the Moose man. Toughest son of a bitch in the world dude. Complete with hunting cross bow and Yukon whale bone hunting machete glove. It’s about time. I don’t know much about this new hero except that he is just like me. Most of his mission involve whooping ass and doing chicks. He also has extreme grenade planting powers and the ability to hold his breath underwater like a salamander, and mind chatting powers. He’s also fluent in all forms of hand-to-hand combat and excellent with remote detonators. He can also split fuckin pubes with a blow dart, dude… while covered in a mud cloak firing through acid rain.
It fuckin rules being an icon bro.
l8r -ken
