Archive for October, 2008
Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
Ice Giant Retards in Siberia
Sup Giant Retards?
So I was cruising Youturd and found a crappy fucking video of some turds claiming to have found some Loch Ness ice giant in Siberia man. NOT. It’s not true man. I’m a dual citizen of Siberia and my Nana is from there man. My grandpa’s name is Kensekov Wilkinyeltson man. I’ve got [...]
1 Comment » - Posted in Bigfoot Yeti, Declassified, Internet, Studly, Youturd by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008
Axl Will Beat Your Ass Man
Sup non rockstars?
Axl Rose and me go way back man. I did a tour where I filled in on bass and keys in Bosnia for Guns N Roses and Axl and I had a lot of fun man. We got in tons of fights and stuff. You can see me fight with Axl in the [...]
28 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Studly, Tunes, Youturd by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Monday, October 20th, 2008
Myspace. A Place for Turds
Sup Dipshits?
Well, I did it man. I’m on Myturd. I have an exclusive deal with them and they gave me my own webpage on their site man. You can “friend” me here. I’m gonna tell you right now bro, unless you’re fucking mega or a fucking mega hot babe, don’t even bother being my friend [...]
7 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Internet, Myspace by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Sunday, October 19th, 2008
No Quarters. No Mercy man
Sup man?
I was out and about at the store when I found this gem. No skulls, no mercy man. This reminds me of the great uncle Jesse from Full House fame. I bought this shit immediately man and I’m gonna hang it over my doorway to remind turds that if they ain’t gonna pay up [...]
2 Comments » - Posted in Declassified by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Saturday, October 18th, 2008
Fingerpons
Sup inventurds?
I came up with a new invention that I am planning on selling to idea4invention.com. They can market the idea and make billions on it. My idea is called “Fingerpons” man. It’s basically a tampon that goes over your fingers so you can please babes when they are on the menstrual… Wicked idea man. [...]
