Sup Internet Returds?

Turns out there are a bunch of lame turds on the internet trying to pretend like they are official Ken the Moose Wilkinson endorsements. Let me just go on record, bro and say that the only shit I endorse are the things that rule and that I get paid for, like Pony brand shoes, man.

I found this quiz that was written about me. I have to admit, it’s pretty good, but it’s way to easy for me, since I am the real Ken. I already knew all the answers dude. I love how the quiz is about if someone is as tough as me, man. Obviously not. how many of these fucking internet turds have slayed a yeti and survived in the Yukon wild winter time on raw bigfoot meat? Huh? Yeah, probably not many of you fartheads, dude. I’ve fucking lived it bro. Cage fought, done undercover work for and against the Soviet forces, multisport athlete… and done TONS and TONS of hot chicks. Most dudes would be lucky enough to catch a bead of Moose ball sweat, let alone be as tough as me. I’m a fucking Guitar Hero champion man, and I’ve also toured with Motley Crue dude. Kicked a lot of ass physically and mentally - at the same time dude. this quiz is an insult dude.

You are 100% as tough as Ken the Moose Wilkinson, bro

You’ve got skills man, I have to admit, but I left out the really hard questions, so you’re still a turd, man.

Are you as tough as Ken the Moose Wilkinson?
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Check it out and prepare to be humbled, turds.

l8r -ken