Sup Nintenturds?

Well, I bet you didn’t know that if you kick major ass at Mario Kart you eventually unlock the fastest pussy magnet known to all of mankind… the El Camino bro. That’s right. Here I am ripping it up in Mario Kart tonight. I’ve already beaten the game about 11 times. I’m not sure what I had to do to unlock it. You might have to never lose, or beat the game 11 times, not sure. I also have a Mii character named Ken… that might do it. My Mii has also humped Daisy like a ton of times, so that might entitle my Mii to get a Camino dude. Either way, if you’re looking to whoop ass online though, you’ll need the Camino man. It’s more than maxed out in all attributes. The speed and handling bars went off of my TV they were so high. There’s also a new attribute “Pussy Magnestism” which was also maxed out, obviously.

Here’s a screenshot of the El Camino unlocked in Mario Kart Wii.

l8r -ken