Tue 18 Nov 2008
Tard Towel Snapping Contests
Posted by Ken the Moose Wilkinson under Declassified, Youturd, fighting, turds
Sup towelturds?
There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. I snapped him in the balls and split open his sack bro, which was the shot of a marksman cuz he had a megasmallz weiner man. Check out these Youturd vidz dude.
Here is a girl towel tard snapping contest man. I was involved in a towel snapping contest between Heather Locklear and a Whitehorse, YT lady of the night once… Total bonage…
l8r -ken
