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Friday, July 23rd, 2010
Siberian Ice Giant
Sup Dingleturds? A couple ah turds on Youturd posted vidz of them searching for a siberian ice giant. I think they might be playin’ it safe off the coast of Alaska USA where it’s safe and sound. Prolly scared to even go near the inturdnational date line. There ain’t no ice giant in that ice, [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Youturd, turds by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Saturday, December 12th, 2009
Team Farting
These turds understand teamwork.
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No Comments » - Posted in Farting, Youturd by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Saturday, December 5th, 2009
Survived a Coyote Attack
Sup losers?
Well, it looks like I have enough ammo to start writin a book man. As you noticed I haven’t been ah writin a lotta internet posts lately. That’s an ass ton of reason why, not excluding crashin the net in Lithuania due to my extensive porno and casino browser add ons hackin the mainframe. [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Internet, Studly, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Thursday, February 19th, 2009
My Debut on FlushTV
Sup turds?
Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the ‘net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their “Poop Special.” We ended up doing some scenes [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Allies, Declassified, How-To, Internet, Studly, Youturd, fighting, turds by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Sunday, February 8th, 2009
George Brett Video Story - Pooping Himself!
Sup turds?
Well, George Brett is officially my favourite baseball player in the Universe man. I had a similar situation in Vegas once after a Czech Republic exhibition game we had with the Lakers, but I could never tell the story this well. George Brett shits all over himself, then has to wear some fat turd’s [...]








































