Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the ‘net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their “Poop Special.” We ended up doing some scenes in Siberia too, but right now the Russian government is holding those tapes hostage until I give back my Siberian lottery earnings. Not gonna happen man. My deal with Flush ain’t exclusive man. I’m not signing that kind of legality over to no one bro. Check out this schweet video with me in it dude and see what a $100,000 non-exclusive deal can buy you too.
There’s this dude I know named Cory Kastle and just so the ladies know, he’s a total stud muffin, and not a turd in any way shape or form. He’s a pro wrestler that has trained at Yukon All Pro Wrestling facilities with Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, man. One time after a wrestling event I saw him wrestle a tag team match with about four naked chicks backstage and he totally dominated, man. This guy can bench like 450 kilos and has turned down numerous WWE offers, which is good cuz WWE is full of pussbag, wannabe turdbaits, dude. Myspace is such a big fan of Cory that they made him his own webpage on the internet dude. Check it out right here, man. This dude is big time. He used to run with a few gangs, where he was the leader, but he got out of them. I also saw this guy pound 14 Taquitos one night when we were out drinking beer and doing chicks. He’s also a pretty solid hunter. We went mountain lion poaching together and he managed to bag two of them before he found himself in a three way match with a couple of Yukon beaver traps…
Chris Dickenson, who is a pro wrestler for the Jersey All Pro Wrestling league right now (JAPW) is someone that I go way back with. In fact, we both trained with Nikolai Volkof and the Iron Sheik in Siberia. Chris and I actually went to high school together here in Yukon. We ditched most classes and cruised around in my El Camino spinning cookies in the Taco Bell parking lot looking for chicks. C-Dawg is one tough son of a bitch, man, and I know he is not being treated right in New Jersey All Pro Wrestling. He should be the number 1 contender for the world heavyweight title, dude. He has not unleashed the “condor crusher” on anyone yet, nor has he unleashed the “Siberian sak attack.” I saw him use the SSA on one unsuspecting secret agent while we were working some shows in Thailand for the government. Let’s just say that the dude can’t have kids unless he bears them…
What a lot of people don’t realize is that Dickenson was signed to the largest contract ever in WWE Russia… which is much bigger than the crappy Canada/US training grounds version of WWE. WWE Russia has all the top wrestlers and babes. Heather Locklear was managing Dickenson for a while during the Siberian tour. We were a tag team for a while. We were called Moose Dick. Dickenson won the title, took the money and ran, like a real man. We took the cash and started our own Taco Bell franchise in Northern Yukon. Currently holding the world record for the most Arctic location for any Mexican restaurant.
On top of that, these fuckin turds Danny Demanto, Dan Maff and other shitheads keep fuckin with him man. They better look out. Chris keeps trying to fly me in to do a run-in and jump these megaturds, but I’m not interested. It’s hunting season right now and I’m collecting tree squirrel furs to create a rodent tent for camping. Kenny Omega should watch his back too, cuz he’s a megaturd, man. He has the belt right now, but Dickerson is coming for it bro.
