Thu 28 Feb 2008
Moosecast is Live, bro
Posted by Ken the Moose Wilkinson under Bigfoot Yeti, Declassified, Studly, Tunes
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What’s up rotten salmon turds.
Well, it’s official, man. The Moosecast is officially alive and on the ‘net man. Fucking awesome, bro. The Moosecast is the official radio show endorsed by me, Ken the FN Moose Wilkinson, bro. It’s got a sweet ass hip hop theme song that I wrote and performed. It’s actually an unused song that I wrote for KISS when I was filling in on keyboards for them on tour in Albania in 1985. It fucking rocks and sounds just like them. The ‘cast is coming straight from my Walkman to your Walkman outta the Yukon Territory… Canada’s super toughest territory. A lot of the show will be stuff that’s going on in my life and encounters I have personally had with Yeti Bigfoot dude, as well as Russian submarines and what not. Speaking of Bigfoot, that fucker broke into my residence the other day and ate all the fucking Cheetos. Just wait ‘foot… Yer gonna get what’s coming to you. We’re going to smoke you out, bro. Then you’ll have nowhere to hide and no Cheetos to steal. After you get smoked out, yer gonna be begging me to let you in my residence because you won’t have one of yer own. Then you’ll get smoked, like sausage, bro. Turd. I hope you get pinkeye.
Anyway, tune in on the ‘net and listen to the Moosecast. Once i figure out how to hack my telephone, then I can take phone calls, but that might take a while, since i will have to reverse engineer my telephone for optimal performance. Plus, I’m trying to get ready for hunting season. I know, I know… I am always ready to hunt… but this year, I am upgrading my equipment. I’m modding out my rifles so they’re not pussy semi-automatics… They’re gonna be fully auto, dude. I’ll be taking out a whole colony of flying tree squirrels, man… Not to mention yeti, bro.
Check out this mega picture I found on this really good ‘net website man:
http://www3.sympatico.ca/djordan/buck.htm
L8r -Ken
