Sup turds?

Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the ‘net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their “Poop Special.” We ended up doing some scenes in Siberia too, but right now the Russian government is holding those tapes hostage until I give back my Siberian lottery earnings. Not gonna happen man. My deal with Flush ain’t exclusive man. I’m not signing that kind of legality over to no one bro. Check out this schweet video with me in it dude and see what a $100,000 non-exclusive deal can buy you too.

l8r -ken

A lot of turds have been asking me how to unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii, so I decided to make an internet step-by-step tootorial.

1.) First, you’re going to have to create a Mii character and name him “ken” - if you don’t do this, you might as well not even continue reading because you’re not going to unlock the Camino.

2.) You’re going to have to win the Star Cup in 150cc four (4) times in a row.

3.) Build up your online profile to have over 7000 points and win 10 races in Dry Dry Desert.

4.) Go to your drivers license page and wave the Wiimote up - down - up - down - left - right - left - right then hit A - B - A - B. If done correctly, you will hear a guitar sound.

5.) Enter a race, select the “ken” Mii then go to the choose a kart screen. There you will see the El Camino. Get ready to destroy online.

You’re welcome, turds.

l8r -ken