Sup Dipshits?

Well, I did it man. I’m on Myturd. I have an exclusive deal with them and they gave me my own webpage on their site man. You can “friend” me here. I’m gonna tell you right now bro, unless you’re fucking mega or a fucking mega hot babe, don’t even bother being my friend dude cuz I don’t have time for crap like responding to shit cuz it’s fucking hunting season here man and I’m busy. I will be on Myturd cybering with hot babes though. A bunch of Russian chicks have already sended me tons of naked photogs.

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Sup wrestling fan turds?

There’s this dude I know named Cory Kastle and just so the ladies know, he’s a total stud muffin, and not a turd in any way shape or form. He’s a pro wrestler that has trained at Yukon All Pro Wrestling facilities with Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, man. One time after a wrestling event I saw him wrestle a tag team match with about four naked chicks backstage and he totally dominated, man. This guy can bench like 450 kilos and has turned down numerous WWE offers, which is good cuz WWE is full of pussbag, wannabe turdbaits, dude. Myspace is such a big fan of Cory that they made him his own webpage on the internet dude. Check it out right here, man. This dude is big time. He used to run with a few gangs, where he was the leader, but he got out of them. I also saw this guy pound 14 Taquitos one night when we were out drinking beer and doing chicks. He’s also a pretty solid hunter. We went mountain lion poaching together and he managed to bag two of them before he found himself in a three way match with a couple of Yukon beaver traps…

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