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Sup non rockstars?

Axl Rose and me go way back man. I did a tour where I filled in on bass and keys in Bosnia for Guns N Roses and Axl and I had a lot of fun man. We got in tons of fights and stuff. You can see me fight with Axl in the first video. Watch for when Axl jumps into the crowd to beat that retarded fan’s ass, I stop playing bass and jump in too. We effed that guy up man. He was wearing Banana Republic khaki pants and tried threatening us with legal action dude, NO WAY MAN.

Axl also gets tons of tang man. We’ve got some tuna salad stories from the road bro. Watch this action of Axl and me beating serious mega ass man.

Axl beats a fan’s ass for being retarded

Axl VS Vince Neil - Vince is a megaturd man.

Axl gets P-O’d

This is where Axl throws out some turd for being stupid.

Watch your back turds

l8r -ken

What’s up rotten salmon turds.

Well, it’s official, man. The Moosecast is officially alive and on the ‘net man. Fucking awesome, bro. The Moosecast is the official radio show endorsed by me, Ken the FN Moose Wilkinson, bro. It’s got a sweet ass hip hop theme song that I wrote and performed. It’s actually an unused song that I wrote for KISS when I was filling in on keyboards for them on tour in Albania in 1985. It fucking rocks and sounds just like them. The ‘cast is coming straight from my Walkman to your Walkman outta the Yukon Territory… Canada’s super toughest territory. A lot of the show will be stuff that’s going on in my life and encounters I have personally had with Yeti Bigfoot dude, as well as Russian submarines and what not. Speaking of Bigfoot, that fucker broke into my residence the other day and ate all the fucking Cheetos. Just wait ‘foot… Yer gonna get what’s coming to you. We’re going to smoke you out, bro. Then you’ll have nowhere to hide and no Cheetos to steal. After you get smoked out, yer gonna be begging me to let you in my residence because you won’t have one of yer own. Then you’ll get smoked, like sausage, bro. Turd. I hope you get pinkeye.

Anyway, tune in on the ‘net and listen to the Moosecast. Once i figure out how to hack my telephone, then I can take phone calls, but that might take a while, since i will have to reverse engineer my telephone for optimal performance. Plus, I’m trying to get ready for hunting season. I know, I know… I am always ready to hunt… but this year, I am upgrading my equipment. I’m modding out my rifles so they’re not pussy semi-automatics… They’re gonna be fully auto, dude. I’ll be taking out a whole colony of flying tree squirrels, man… Not to mention yeti, bro.

Check out this mega picture I found on this really good ‘net website man:
http://www3.sympatico.ca/djordan/buck.htm