Sup Dingleturds? A couple ah turds on Youturd posted vidz of them searching for a siberian ice giant. I think they might be playin’ it safe off the coast of Alaska USA where it’s safe and sound. Prolly scared to even go near the inturdnational date line. There ain’t no ice giant in that ice, bro. Just Taco bell.

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Sup turds?

Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the ‘net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their “Poop Special.” We ended up doing some scenes in Siberia too, but right now the Russian government is holding those tapes hostage until I give back my Siberian lottery earnings. Not gonna happen man. My deal with Flush ain’t exclusive man. I’m not signing that kind of legality over to no one bro. Check out this schweet video with me in it dude and see what a $100,000 non-exclusive deal can buy you too.

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Sup towelturds?

There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. I snapped him in the balls and split open his sack bro, which was the shot of a marksman cuz he had a megasmallz weiner man. Check out these Youturd vidz dude.

Here is a girl towel tard snapping contest man. I was involved in a towel snapping contest between Heather Locklear and a Whitehorse, YT lady of the night once… Total bonage…

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Check out some classic Ken the FN Moose Wilky action here bro. This vid was shot when I was a teenager, and I lay the FN smackdown on this megaturd. It’s a megaturd invasion man. He can go watch Doug, cuz he’s a turd dude.