Youturd


Sup Dingleturds? A couple ah turds on Youturd posted vidz of them searching for a siberian ice giant. I think they might be playin’ it safe off the coast of Alaska USA where it’s safe and sound. Prolly scared to even go near the inturdnational date line. There ain’t no ice giant in that ice, bro. Just Taco bell.

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These turds understand teamwork.

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Sup turds?

Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the ‘net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their “Poop Special.” We ended up doing some scenes in Siberia too, but right now the Russian government is holding those tapes hostage until I give back my Siberian lottery earnings. Not gonna happen man. My deal with Flush ain’t exclusive man. I’m not signing that kind of legality over to no one bro. Check out this schweet video with me in it dude and see what a $100,000 non-exclusive deal can buy you too.

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Sup turds?

Well, George Brett is officially my favourite baseball player in the Universe man. I had a similar situation in Vegas once after a Czech Republic exhibition game we had with the Lakers, but I could never tell the story this well. George Brett shits all over himself, then has to wear some fat turd’s pants with turd dangling down his leg man. This should be turned into a movie dude.

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Spinning my dreidel up here in Yukon, a mere 500 km from the North Pole on Christmas Eve waiting for that turd Santa (Santurd) to show up and try and steal my bageldogs. Also a list of crap I want from Santa… Happy holiturds.

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