Well, it looks like I have enough ammo to start writin a book man. As you noticed I haven’t been ah writin a lotta internet posts lately. That’s an ass ton of reason why, not excluding crashin the net in Lithuania due to my extensive porno and casino browser add ons hackin the mainframe. I wasn’t able to send in my net bill man, so they cut me off man. There was a huge snailmail problem in western siberia in October and November, so I sent about $400 cash to the internet and tried dialin in tons ah times. I’m pretty sure the cash got picked up in a sting operation and I got cut off. Anyway, it don’t fuckin matter man. I’m in a livin in the ah now and not in history bro. That’s why the babe on my donkey is on my mind and I’m not ah dreamin about when Locklear used to do that dude.

When I was hiding in a bunker in Yeniseysk, Siberia on a business trip, I was sleepin and didn’t put my dinner away. Coyotes could smell nothin but cheetos and fish sticks for kilometers aways. Shit wasn’t pretty man. The coyotes took a nice chunk out of my thigh, probably cuz it still had wing sauce on my pant leg from the week before. Luckily I sleep with one eye open and was able to grab my huntin knife and decapitate the four legged assassins before they ate my whole leg. I ended up skinnin them both and using the hide to make a pretty fuckin sweet bandana man and also cover up my wound til I got back to Yukon to see Dr. Janikowski.

I’m gettin a new dirtbike with all the cash I made on my trip man. So yeah, fuck off and tell yer girlfriend I’ll be right over to finish the slop job of dissatisfaction you started turd…. right after I’m done with my current clientele. The chicks are all ah happy I’m back man. Come on over babes, Pleasure Ken is back dude.

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Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the ‘net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their “Poop Special.” We ended up doing some scenes in Siberia too, but right now the Russian government is holding those tapes hostage until I give back my Siberian lottery earnings. Not gonna happen man. My deal with Flush ain’t exclusive man. I’m not signing that kind of legality over to no one bro. Check out this schweet video with me in it dude and see what a $100,000 non-exclusive deal can buy you too.

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Well, George Brett is officially my favourite baseball player in the Universe man. I had a similar situation in Vegas once after a Czech Republic exhibition game we had with the Lakers, but I could never tell the story this well. George Brett shits all over himself, then has to wear some fat turd’s pants with turd dangling down his leg man. This should be turned into a movie dude.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. I snapped him in the balls and split open his sack bro, which was the shot of a marksman cuz he had a megasmallz weiner man. Check out these Youturd vidz dude.

Here is a girl towel tard snapping contest man. I was involved in a towel snapping contest between Heather Locklear and a Whitehorse, YT lady of the night once… Total bonage…

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