http://www.kenthemoose.com The baddest man on the 'net, man. Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:59:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en These turds understand teamwork. [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtMy3yPNO5g] http://www.kenthemoose.com/2009/12/12/team-farting/ Sup losers? Well, it looks like I have enough ammo to start writin a book man. As you noticed I haven't been ah writin a lotta internet posts lately. That's an ass ton of reason why, not excluding crashin the net in Lithuania due to my extensive porno and casino browser ... http://www.kenthemoose.com/2009/12/05/survived-a-coyote-attack/ Sup turds? Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the 'net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their "Poop Special." We ... http://www.kenthemoose.com/2009/02/19/my-debut-on-flushtv/ Sup turds? Well, George Brett is officially my favourite baseball player in the Universe man. I had a similar situation in Vegas once after a Czech Republic exhibition game we had with the Lakers, but I could never tell the story this well. George Brett shits all over himself, then has ... http://www.kenthemoose.com/2009/02/08/george-brett-video-story-pooping-himself/ Spinning my dreidel up here in Yukon, a mere 500 km from the North Pole on Christmas Eve waiting for that turd Santa (Santurd) to show up and try and steal my bageldogs. Also a list of crap I want from Santa... Happy holiturds. [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvAnjUFTfR8] l8r -ken http://www.kenthemoose.com/2008/12/25/ken-the-moose-holiday-extravaganza/ Beware when you are playing against this guy, man. This dude is a ball slappin cheater bro. If it were me, I couldn't even stand close to this guy cuz he'd be slappin my huge snausage all game, and I don't go for that man. [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HYh22FSMaw] l8r -ken http://www.kenthemoose.com/2008/12/23/mario-kart-slap-to-the-nuts-bro/ Sup towelturds? There's nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk's Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender's wet ... http://www.kenthemoose.com/2008/11/18/tard-towel-snapping-contests/ Check out Reg' cutting the cheese. Kelly Ripper can't help but do one of those girly laughs because she has probably been cutting quiet ones all morning. Reg' looks like he is about to die trying to push out that little girly fart man. I expect a HUGE manly fart ... http://www.kenthemoose.com/2008/11/15/regis-philbin-farts-on-his-television-show/ [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP3W8rqnZI8] http://www.kenthemoose.com/2008/11/13/fart-speckles-are-a-rude-awakening/ Check out some classic Ken the FN Moose Wilky action here bro. This vid was shot when I was a teenager, and I lay the FN smackdown on this megaturd. It's a megaturd invasion man. He can go watch Doug, cuz he's a turd dude. [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtwIaecHLLk] http://www.kenthemoose.com/2008/11/12/old-youturd-video-containing-super-megadiss/