Beware when you are playing against this guy, man. This dude is a ball slappin cheater bro. If it were me, I couldn’t even stand close to this guy cuz he’d be slappin my huge snausage all game, and I don’t go for that man.

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Sup towelturds?

There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. I snapped him in the balls and split open his sack bro, which was the shot of a marksman cuz he had a megasmallz weiner man. Check out these Youturd vidz dude.

Here is a girl towel tard snapping contest man. I was involved in a towel snapping contest between Heather Locklear and a Whitehorse, YT lady of the night once… Total bonage…

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Check out Reg’ cutting the cheese. Kelly Ripper can’t help but do one of those girly laughs because she has probably been cutting quiet ones all morning. Reg’ looks like he is about to die trying to push out that little girly fart man. I expect a HUGE manly fart that should easily clear the room and delay the production schedule after pushing that hard. He definitely has hemmerrhoids after pushing that hard man. Check it out yourself bro.

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Check out some classic Ken the FN Moose Wilky action here bro. This vid was shot when I was a teenager, and I lay the FN smackdown on this megaturd. It’s a megaturd invasion man. He can go watch Doug, cuz he’s a turd dude.