Sup high school babes…

You probably already knew it, but check out the video trailer below man… Yeah, it’s starring me in my role in High School Musical 3. I actually had to sing Corbin Bleu’s solos too because I have more advanced vocal tunings then that turd. I also hooked up with tons of babes on the set, it was mega man. Chicks can’t keep their hands off a celebrity like myself. I’ve been a celebrity in a lot of different countries and this was pretty much no different. I also got to show off a lot of my basketball skills. I have been playing pro ball in Czechoslovakia for a few seasons now. Really, ever since I turned down my NBA deals in ‘89, ‘90 and ‘92. I was injured during the ‘91 season. My kneecaps blew out cuz my thigh muscles were too strong. Pony brand shoes paid for reconstructive surgery though dude, so all’s good. Anyway, peep me in this video bro, and chicks feel free to snail mail me yer panties and/or nude photogs, man.

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Sup Giant Retards?

So I was cruising Youturd and found a crappy fucking video of some turds claiming to have found some Loch Ness ice giant in Siberia man. NOT. It’s not true man. I’m a dual citizen of Siberia and my Nana is from there man. My grandpa’s name is Kensekov Wilkinyeltson man. I’ve got Siberian blood dude, and this video is bullshit man. They film some Discovery Channel crappy TV show like Ice Truckers or the Deadliest Catch… They oughtta be filming Ken the Moose Wilkinson’s Deadliest Fart man. If they want ratings bro. Here’s a link to the crappy inturdnet video. Here’s my response… The ice giant is a giant fucking turd that I pushed out and it’s been iced over since ‘89 man. Check this shit out. PWNAGE.

Here’s the crappy video of Ice Giants

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Sup non rockstars?

Axl Rose and me go way back man. I did a tour where I filled in on bass and keys in Bosnia for Guns N Roses and Axl and I had a lot of fun man. We got in tons of fights and stuff. You can see me fight with Axl in the first video. Watch for when Axl jumps into the crowd to beat that retarded fan’s ass, I stop playing bass and jump in too. We effed that guy up man. He was wearing Banana Republic khaki pants and tried threatening us with legal action dude, NO WAY MAN.

Axl also gets tons of tang man. We’ve got some tuna salad stories from the road bro. Watch this action of Axl and me beating serious mega ass man.

Axl beats a fan’s ass for being retarded

Axl VS Vince Neil - Vince is a megaturd man.

Axl gets P-O’d

This is where Axl throws out some turd for being stupid.

Watch your back turds

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Sup Dipshits?

Well, I did it man. I’m on Myturd. I have an exclusive deal with them and they gave me my own webpage on their site man. You can “friend” me here. I’m gonna tell you right now bro, unless you’re fucking mega or a fucking mega hot babe, don’t even bother being my friend dude cuz I don’t have time for crap like responding to shit cuz it’s fucking hunting season here man and I’m busy. I will be on Myturd cybering with hot babes though. A bunch of Russian chicks have already sended me tons of naked photogs.

l8r -ken