Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
Tard Towel Snapping Contests
Sup towelturds?
There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. [...]
12 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Youturd, fighting, turds by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Saturday, October 18th, 2008
Fingerpons
Sup inventurds?
I came up with a new invention that I am planning on selling to idea4invention.com. They can market the idea and make billions on it. My idea is called “Fingerpons” man. It’s basically a tampon that goes over your fingers so you can please babes when they are on the menstrual… Wicked idea man. [...]
9 Comments » - Posted in Advice, Declassified, Inventions, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Thursday, May 8th, 2008
Soviet Moon-Tang
What’s up turds?I’ve been working on my Camino lately. Mostly upgrading it by adding solid chrome mufflers and stuff like that. I think I’m going to get her some new ink too. In addition to the mermaid mural on the hood, I was thinking maybe a dragon on the doors or something. That would be [...]
23 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
Schoolyard Ninja Attacks Rival Gang
What’s up Turds…
Attached to this internet post is the best fighting movie I have ever seen. This is a gang fight to the ultimate power. You see, this is probably a case of the Hell’s Angels VS the Yukon Sliders… Some serious rival gang action. There are tons of gangster chicks standing around checking their [...]
7 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Thursday, February 28th, 2008
Moosecast: Episode 2 - Mind Chatting
Moosecast: Episode 2 - Mind ChattingThis is the Moosecast, Episode II, man. A seemingly frickin awesome topic of gigantic scientific proportions. I disclose one of the best ideas ever thought of in my “Mind Chatting” technology. Check ‘er out, bro.
