Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
Ice Giant Retards in Siberia
Sup Giant Retards?
So I was cruising Youturd and found a crappy fucking video of some turds claiming to have found some Loch Ness ice giant in Siberia man. NOT. It’s not true man. I’m a dual citizen of Siberia and my Nana is from there man. My grandpa’s name is Kensekov Wilkinyeltson man. I’ve got [...]
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Thursday, October 9th, 2008
Are you as tough as Ken the Moose Wilkinson? No way, man
Sup Internet Returds?
Turns out there are a bunch of lame turds on the internet trying to pretend like they are official Ken the Moose Wilkinson endorsements. Let me just go on record, bro and say that the only shit I endorse are the things that rule and that I get paid for, like Pony brand [...]
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Tuesday, October 7th, 2008
Close Encounter with Bigfoot While Hunting in 1986 - Video Proof
Sup Returds,
Here is one of many close encounters I have had with bigfoot yeti man. This one took place in 1986 in Yukon’s Eastern Slope while I was hunting tree squirells in the winter time. There were two of the them, male and fe-male.
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Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
Captured Yeti Bigfoot on Video
Sup Yetiturd Efficianados?
Well, the reports are in and apparently bigfoot a’la yeti has been captured with video proof man. I will respond with a “who gives a flying crap, dude?” I’ve had photo and video evidence of his existance for fuckin decades bro! Yeah, I’ve actually got a couple housebroken and they make me breakfast [...]
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Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
Bigfoot Yeti Serial Killer captured in Yukon Jungle
Is there going to be an episode of Cops about this… or what? Yeti went crazy, bro. He’s up to about 137 kills… He has wiped out 7 towns by himself, rendering those towns extinct, by Canadian Mountie standards. He hasn’t messed with my town yet, probably because I live in the inner city man. [...]
