Sunday, October 19th, 2008

No Quarters. No Mercy man

Sup man?
I was out and about at the store when I found this gem. No skulls, no mercy man. This reminds me of the great uncle Jesse from Full House fame. I bought this shit immediately man and I’m gonna hang it over my doorway to remind turds that if they ain’t gonna pay up [...]

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Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

El Camino Unlockable Kart in Mario Kart Wii

Sup Nintenturds?
Well, I bet you didn’t know that if you kick major ass at Mario Kart you eventually unlock the fastest pussy magnet known to all of mankind… the El Camino bro. That’s right. Here I am ripping it up in Mario Kart tonight. I’ve already beaten the game about 11 times. I’m not sure [...]

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