Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
Tard Towel Snapping Contests
Sup towelturds?
There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. [...]
12 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Youturd, fighting, turds by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Thursday, October 9th, 2008
Are you as tough as Ken the Moose Wilkinson? No way, man
Sup Internet Returds?
Turns out there are a bunch of lame turds on the internet trying to pretend like they are official Ken the Moose Wilkinson endorsements. Let me just go on record, bro and say that the only shit I endorse are the things that rule and that I get paid for, like Pony brand [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Internet, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Monday, September 8th, 2008
Chuck Liddell is a Girl
Alright man. So the UFC fight was this weekend, and I wasn’t about to pay money for that crap. If I wanted to see a couple girls fight, I could go down to the Silver Donkey any night of the week. It’s not that I can’t afford the Pay Per View because I totally can. [...]
14 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Reviews, Studly, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Saturday, March 1st, 2008
Fighting Cyclists
I was websurfing on YouTurd and came across these two gems. Check out the ultimate pussy fight, man. These dudes go straight for the nuts, which is the number one thing you should never do if you’re going to fight in a manly style. Especially if you plan on leaving with yer pride in tact, [...]
