Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
Tard Towel Snapping Contests
Sup towelturds?
There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. [...]
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Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
Captured Yeti Bigfoot on Video
Sup Yetiturd Efficianados?
Well, the reports are in and apparently bigfoot a’la yeti has been captured with video proof man. I will respond with a “who gives a flying crap, dude?” I’ve had photo and video evidence of his existance for fuckin decades bro! Yeah, I’ve actually got a couple housebroken and they make me breakfast [...]
