Saturday, December 5th, 2009

Survived a Coyote Attack

Sup losers?
Well, it looks like I have enough ammo to start writin a book man. As you noticed I haven’t been ah writin a lotta internet posts lately. That’s an ass ton of reason why, not excluding crashin the net in Lithuania due to my extensive porno and casino browser add ons hackin the mainframe. [...]

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Monday, October 20th, 2008

Myspace. A Place for Turds

Sup Dipshits?
Well, I did it man. I’m on Myturd. I have an exclusive deal with them and they gave me my own webpage on their site man. You can “friend” me here. I’m gonna tell you right now bro, unless you’re fucking mega or a fucking mega hot babe, don’t even bother being my friend [...]

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