Friday, October 10th, 2008

Cory Kastle is NOT a Turd

Sup wrestling fan turds?
There’s this dude I know named Cory Kastle and just so the ladies know, he’s a total stud muffin, and not a turd in any way shape or form. He’s a pro wrestler that has trained at Yukon All Pro Wrestling facilities with Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, man. One time [...]

26 Comments » - Posted in Allies, Declassified, Myspace, Studly, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Chris Dickenson, WWE Russia Superstar, is from Yukon

Sup turds,
Chris Dickenson, who is a pro wrestler for the Jersey All Pro Wrestling league right now (JAPW) is someone that I go way back with. In fact, we both trained with Nikolai Volkof and the Iron Sheik in Siberia. Chris and I actually went to high school together here in Yukon. We ditched most [...]

No Comments » - Posted in Allies, Declassified, Studly, Youturd, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Teddy Hart is the Next Generation, Bro. Ultimate Warrior is a Pussy. Iron Sheik Rules, Man.

Yeah, I said it, man. Teddy Hart, son of the sister of Bret and Owen Hart totally rules, man. He is a fellow country-man of mine, hailing from the Canadian mainland. I know a lot of dudes out there don’t like him, but the same could be said of the Moose. The thing that separates [...]

843 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson