Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

How to Unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii - Step by Step Cheats

A lot of turds have been asking me how to unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii, so I decided to make an internet step-by-step tootorial.
1.) First, you’re going to have to create a Mii character and name him “ken” - if you don’t do this, you might as well not even continue reading [...]

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Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

El Camino Unlockable Kart in Mario Kart Wii

Sup Nintenturds?
Well, I bet you didn’t know that if you kick major ass at Mario Kart you eventually unlock the fastest pussy magnet known to all of mankind… the El Camino bro. That’s right. Here I am ripping it up in Mario Kart tonight. I’ve already beaten the game about 11 times. I’m not sure [...]

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