Saturday, December 5th, 2009
Survived a Coyote Attack
Sup losers?
Well, it looks like I have enough ammo to start writin a book man. As you noticed I haven’t been ah writin a lotta internet posts lately. That’s an ass ton of reason why, not excluding crashin the net in Lithuania due to my extensive porno and casino browser add ons hackin the mainframe. [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Internet, Studly, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
Ice Giant Retards in Siberia
Sup Giant Retards?
So I was cruising Youturd and found a crappy fucking video of some turds claiming to have found some Loch Ness ice giant in Siberia man. NOT. It’s not true man. I’m a dual citizen of Siberia and my Nana is from there man. My grandpa’s name is Kensekov Wilkinyeltson man. I’ve got [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Bigfoot Yeti, Declassified, Internet, Studly, Youturd by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Monday, October 6th, 2008
Chris Dickenson, WWE Russia Superstar, is from Yukon
Sup turds,
Chris Dickenson, who is a pro wrestler for the Jersey All Pro Wrestling league right now (JAPW) is someone that I go way back with. In fact, we both trained with Nikolai Volkof and the Iron Sheik in Siberia. Chris and I actually went to high school together here in Yukon. We ditched most [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Allies, Declassified, Studly, Youturd, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Monday, September 8th, 2008
Chuck Liddell is a Girl
Alright man. So the UFC fight was this weekend, and I wasn’t about to pay money for that crap. If I wanted to see a couple girls fight, I could go down to the Silver Donkey any night of the week. It’s not that I can’t afford the Pay Per View because I totally can. [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Reviews, Studly, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Friday, February 29th, 2008
Ultimate Beer Recipe - NanaBeer
The Ultimate Beer Recipe, a.k.a. NanaBeer has been handed down in my family for over eight generations. My Great (to the fifth power) Nana wrote this recipe after she broke out of a Siberian prison camp and was having difficulties sleeping at night. Nana rode oxback across the Bering Strait Bridge and brought the invention [...]
