Wednesday, October 15th, 2008
How to Unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii - Step by Step Cheats
A lot of turds have been asking me how to unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii, so I decided to make an internet step-by-step tootorial.
1.) First, you’re going to have to create a Mii character and name him “ken” - if you don’t do this, you might as well not even continue reading [...]
1 Comment » - Posted in Advice, Declassified, How-To, Internet, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008
El Camino Unlockable Kart in Mario Kart Wii
Sup Nintenturds?
Well, I bet you didn’t know that if you kick major ass at Mario Kart you eventually unlock the fastest pussy magnet known to all of mankind… the El Camino bro. That’s right. Here I am ripping it up in Mario Kart tonight. I’ve already beaten the game about 11 times. I’m not sure [...]
5 Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Internet, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Friday, October 10th, 2008
Cory Kastle is NOT a Turd
Sup wrestling fan turds?
There’s this dude I know named Cory Kastle and just so the ladies know, he’s a total stud muffin, and not a turd in any way shape or form. He’s a pro wrestler that has trained at Yukon All Pro Wrestling facilities with Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, man. One time [...]
26 Comments » - Posted in Allies, Declassified, Myspace, Studly, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Monday, February 25th, 2008
Moosecast: Episode 1 - Welcome to the Jungle, Dude
The Moosecast maiden voyage, bro. In the first Episode, which I call Episode I, after Star Wars, we meet face to face dude. We talk about Moosecasting and other cool stuff, man. Dig it.
L8r -Ken
