Sunday, February 8th, 2009
George Brett Video Story - Pooping Himself!
Sup turds?
Well, George Brett is officially my favourite baseball player in the Universe man. I had a similar situation in Vegas once after a Czech Republic exhibition game we had with the Lakers, but I could never tell the story this well. George Brett shits all over himself, then has to wear some fat turd’s [...]
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Sunday, November 9th, 2008
SBD fart to the head to gamer turd
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Saturday, November 1st, 2008
Ken Wilkinson Stars in High School Musical 3
Sup high school babes…
You probably already knew it, but check out the video trailer below man… Yeah, it’s starring me in my role in High School Musical 3. I actually had to sing Corbin Bleu’s solos too because I have more advanced vocal tunings then that turd. I also hooked up with tons of babes [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Declassified by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Saturday, June 7th, 2008
Dragonforce Guitar Hero on Expert, bro
Sup Mega Nerd Turds?I was surfin’ on the AOL today and found this video on Youturd… It’s this total donkeyboner that lives at his parents house and plays Guitar Hero all day. I bet he’s never even had a beer before… Turd. Anyway, this turd rips it up on Dragonforce “Through the Fire and Flames” [...]
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Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
Ryan Turdcrest
Sup turds.
I’m sitting here right now, dropping a deuce–taking a dump and I hear American Idol on the television right now. I keep hearing that megaturd Ryan Seacrest talking. What an asskiss, bro. Tacoturd supreme… $0.99 superspecial. If I wasn’t shitting a manly log right now, I’d be throwing up. It’s the same thing every [...]
