Thursday, February 19th, 2009
My Debut on FlushTV
Sup turds?
Apparently a lot for me man. It looks like the TV show on the ‘net called FlushTV - http://www.flushtv.com is airing exclusive footage as per our contract allows. They came up here to my house in Yukon and shot some footage of me talking for their “Poop Special.” We ended up doing some scenes [...]
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Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
Tard Towel Snapping Contests
Sup towelturds?
There’s nothing more satisfying than snapping some megaturds ass cheeks with a wet towel man. One time I got jumped by a pimp at the Whitehorse Elk’s Lodge. I got a beer stein smashed into the back of my head and all I could reach was the bartender’s wet towel man… Game over bitch. [...]
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Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
Ice Giant Retards in Siberia
Sup Giant Retards?
So I was cruising Youturd and found a crappy fucking video of some turds claiming to have found some Loch Ness ice giant in Siberia man. NOT. It’s not true man. I’m a dual citizen of Siberia and my Nana is from there man. My grandpa’s name is Kensekov Wilkinyeltson man. I’ve got [...]
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Sunday, October 19th, 2008
No Quarters. No Mercy man
Sup man?
I was out and about at the store when I found this gem. No skulls, no mercy man. This reminds me of the great uncle Jesse from Full House fame. I bought this shit immediately man and I’m gonna hang it over my doorway to remind turds that if they ain’t gonna pay up [...]
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Wednesday, October 15th, 2008
How to Unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii - Step by Step Cheats
A lot of turds have been asking me how to unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii, so I decided to make an internet step-by-step tootorial.
1.) First, you’re going to have to create a Mii character and name him “ken” - if you don’t do this, you might as well not even continue reading [...]
