Wednesday, October 15th, 2008
How to Unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii - Step by Step Cheats
A lot of turds have been asking me how to unlock the El Camino in Mario Kart Wii, so I decided to make an internet step-by-step tootorial.
1.) First, you’re going to have to create a Mii character and name him “ken” - if you don’t do this, you might as well not even continue reading [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Advice, Declassified, How-To, Internet, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Friday, October 10th, 2008
Cory Kastle is NOT a Turd
Sup wrestling fan turds?
There’s this dude I know named Cory Kastle and just so the ladies know, he’s a total stud muffin, and not a turd in any way shape or form. He’s a pro wrestler that has trained at Yukon All Pro Wrestling facilities with Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, man. One time [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Allies, Declassified, Myspace, Studly, fighting by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Thursday, October 9th, 2008
Are you as tough as Ken the Moose Wilkinson? No way, man
Sup Internet Returds?
Turns out there are a bunch of lame turds on the internet trying to pretend like they are official Ken the Moose Wilkinson endorsements. Let me just go on record, bro and say that the only shit I endorse are the things that rule and that I get paid for, like Pony brand [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Declassified, Internet, Studly by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Tuesday, October 7th, 2008
Close Encounter with Bigfoot While Hunting in 1986 - Video Proof
Sup Returds,
Here is one of many close encounters I have had with bigfoot yeti man. This one took place in 1986 in Yukon’s Eastern Slope while I was hunting tree squirells in the winter time. There were two of the them, male and fe-male.
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l8r [...]
No Comments » - Posted in Bigfoot Yeti, Declassified, Studly, Youturd by Ken the Moose Wilkinson
Monday, October 6th, 2008
Chris Dickenson, WWE Russia Superstar, is from Yukon
Sup turds,
Chris Dickenson, who is a pro wrestler for the Jersey All Pro Wrestling league right now (JAPW) is someone that I go way back with. In fact, we both trained with Nikolai Volkof and the Iron Sheik in Siberia. Chris and I actually went to high school together here in Yukon. We ditched most [...]
