Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
Captured Yeti Bigfoot on Video
Sup Yetiturd Efficianados?
Well, the reports are in and apparently bigfoot a’la yeti has been captured with video proof man. I will respond with a “who gives a flying crap, dude?” I’ve had photo and video evidence of his existance for fuckin decades bro! Yeah, I’ve actually got a couple housebroken and they make me breakfast [...]
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Monday, September 8th, 2008
Chuck Liddell is a Girl
Alright man. So the UFC fight was this weekend, and I wasn’t about to pay money for that crap. If I wanted to see a couple girls fight, I could go down to the Silver Donkey any night of the week. It’s not that I can’t afford the Pay Per View because I totally can. [...]
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Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
Bigfoot Yeti Serial Killer captured in Yukon Jungle
Is there going to be an episode of Cops about this… or what? Yeti went crazy, bro. He’s up to about 137 kills… He has wiped out 7 towns by himself, rendering those towns extinct, by Canadian Mountie standards. He hasn’t messed with my town yet, probably because I live in the inner city man. [...]
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Thursday, May 8th, 2008
Soviet Moon-Tang
What’s up turds?I’ve been working on my Camino lately. Mostly upgrading it by adding solid chrome mufflers and stuff like that. I think I’m going to get her some new ink too. In addition to the mermaid mural on the hood, I was thinking maybe a dragon on the doors or something. That would be [...]
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Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
Sprinting Albatross of Northern Uganda
What’s up man.
I bet you’ve never seen the Sprinting Albatross of Northern Uganda, man. I have. Truth is, not many people have seen it. First off, you have to be in the right place at the right time, like I am most of the time. It’s like having to be at T’ Bell the second [...]
